The United Socialist States of KGB Sleepers is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Putin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.496 billion KGB Sleepersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient KGB Sleepersian economy, worth 74.2 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,573 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Putin has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KGB Sleepers's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

KGB Sleepers is ranked 90,803^rd in the world and 3,944^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 85.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.